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Monday, 20 June 2011

Dennis Miller - P1

A new poll shows that Senator Kerry's support in the South is strongest amongst blacks. Kerry's appeal to Southern blacks is obvious. He is a white man who lives far, far away.
Dennis Miller

A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.
Dennis Miller

Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time.
Dennis Miller

Elected office holds more perks than Elvis' nightstand.
Dennis Miller

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.
Dennis Miller

Human beings are human beings. They say what they want, don't they? They used to say it across the fence while they were hanging wash. Now they just say it on the Internet.
Dennis Miller

I lapsed into rude.
Dennis Miller

I rant, therefore I am.
Dennis Miller

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